Why Dogs are better than Women :

> >?1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

> >?2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

> >?3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

> >?4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

> >?5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

> >?6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

> >?7. A dog's parents never visit.

> >?8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

> >?9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

> >?10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or

desk.

> >?11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

> >?12. Dogs can't talk.

> >?13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

> >?14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day

> >?15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

> >?16. Dogs like to go hunting.

> >?17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

> >?18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of

you.

> >?19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get

another dog?"

> >?20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for

free.

> >?21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

> >?22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a

pervert.

> >?23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

> >?24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just

think it's interesting.

> >?25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater or air

conditioner.

> >?26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

> >?27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

> >?28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

> >?29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman- Marcus.

> >?30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half (OR ALL) your stuff!!!!!!