Are you looking for that
'Hard to find' item?
That odd little tune that sticks in your head
but you just can't remember the name of it?
Perhaps we can help
Here at Baddnews' Bargin Basement
We have all the oldie moldies
Feel free to browse
maybe you'll find just
what you were looking for
Our 'specials' this week are.....
"Who ate ALL the Olives?".........by "Pitiful and the Pimentos"
"Bankruptcy Blues".......by "Whee, Screw'em, and Howe"
"There's a hair in my Beer.....by "Willy Bubba"
Someone stuck a finger in the pudding....by "Mello Jello and the Skins"
Yes folks, you can now enjoy THESE classics... and more....
in your own home.
Today only, for the low price of just $249.68....
ANY one of these chart toppers will be rushed.
via our sled dog express..... straight to you.
But wait!!!!! There's more.
They're not sold in ANY store.
And if you call withing the next 19 seconds.
We'll include this one of a kind compilation.
"Your EGGSactly what I need"...
"I'm EGGStatic over you".........
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